Nigerians applying to the Federal Government to be taken into prison custody.

NIGERIANS APPLYING TO FEDERAL GOVT TO BE TAKEN INTO PRISONS.

No 23 Okoko Street
Orji, Owerri- Imo state.

08/11/2018

El Zak Zakky.

The President
Federal Republic of Nigeria
Abuja – Nigeria

Through;

The Minister of Information
Federal Minister of Information
Abuja – Nigeria

Sir,

*APPLICATION FOR THE EXALTED POSITION OF A PRISONER*

With reference to your amazing revelation that El-Zak Zaky is fed with 3.5million naira monthly and the other equally amazing revelation by the Minister of Interior, General Danbazau, that 14k is used to feed one prisoner a day, I wish to apply most honourably for the position of a prisoner in any of the prisons where this 14k is used to feed the inmates. I am a harmless person and ordinarily I have no business with the prisoners and would never have any reason to sleep there, but with the “good” life the prisoners are enjoying under this regime, and considering that the daily feeding per prisoner costs only 14k less than the national monthly minimum wage, I have decided to submit myself for consideration to enable me enjoy with the inmates.

I am sure you will soon see more applications than you can handle after giving application a favourable consideration.

I have studied up to first degree with two Masters Degree. Find attached copy of my curriculum vitae.

I look forward to your invitation for interview.

Yours faithfully,

Omenuko Kevin

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